[ Thank freakin' god that nightmare is over. The Hyrule one anyway, nothin' good came out of that for him. But, then again, he spend the entire trip rolling around in flowers.

Yeah, that's right. Flowers. You wanna fight about it?

Anyway, Kanji's been pretty silent since then, all things considering, so hey, have a video post. ]

Alright, I was thinkin'. [ YEAH, he thinks, okay? ] And, like. Okay, I wanna be more useful.

--Not that I'm saying I'm useless! 'Cause I ain't! [ Getting a little derailed there, Kanji. ]

I mean, right. Okay. I was thinkin' that maybe I could start up, you know, a business. Of some sort. If any'a you need clothes made or repaired. I mean, we're out in the middle'a freakin' nowhere and I can't tell you how many times I've had to fix this freakin' shirt because it keeps getting caught on, I dunno, tree branches'n shit. So I thought I'd extend my, er...talents if anyone else needs help.

--For a price anyway!

[ He pauses for a bit and then looks around furtively before glancing at the communicator again. He's putting himself out there, guys! ] So, what? Any takers?

[ It was with intense difficulty that Kanji even managed to get his communicator on, given the size of his freakin' fingers. But the feed eventually goes and-- oh jesus! ]

The hell. Is going on here?

[ The girl thing was pretty bad too. If looking like a masculine Mariyln Monroe wasn't bad enough, then looking like a giant dude with rock hard nipples was a waking nightmare. He's huge, if anything. Huge, and brown. With his signature white (with a bit of black) hair. You might also recognize his nose ring and skull and cross bones tattoo.

Say hello to your new Goron. ]

First being a chick and now this? This shit ain't funny, guys.

[ And he tries to turn the communicator off, but he's having trouble with the buttons. So just...watch him smash the thing for a bit. ]