The hell. Is going on here?
[ The girl thing was pretty bad too. If looking like a masculine Mariyln Monroe wasn't bad enough, then looking like a giant dude with rock hard nipples was a waking nightmare. He's huge, if anything. Huge, and brown. With his signature white (with a bit of black) hair. You might also recognize his nose ring and skull and cross bones tattoo.
Say hello to your new Goron. ]
First being a chick and now this? This shit ain't funny, guys.
[ And he tries to turn the communicator off, but he's having trouble with the buttons. So just...watch him smash the thing for a bit. ]
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I-It's not funny!
[ He puffs and ends up stomping a bit, almost crushing his communicator in the process. ]
[ DORKY GRIN GOES HERE. Oh 'sup, fellow Goron. Join the club. ]
Have you tried rolling around yet?
[ But they do look pretty silly... ]
--Wait. Rolling around?
And where do I put this thing? [ he waves the communicator around. ]
[Funny thing for a horrible mongrel thing to say, but you surprised him.]
[DO NOT WANT EVER NOOOOOOO]
You look adorable.
W-What?! I ain't adorable! I'm huge!
The men of my race are seven feet tall on average. The Draenei are even larger. Rock elementals are bulkier.
[ Okay, maybe he's not that giant, but have you seen his nipples ]
But that doesn't make me cute!
[ He keeps crashing into things. He's not used to being this huge. ]
I guess I could do that. Wouldn't I crush the flowers or somethin'?