The hell. Is going on here?
[ The girl thing was pretty bad too. If looking like a masculine Mariyln Monroe wasn't bad enough, then looking like a giant dude with rock hard nipples was a waking nightmare. He's huge, if anything. Huge, and brown. With his signature white (with a bit of black) hair. You might also recognize his nose ring and skull and cross bones tattoo.
Say hello to your new Goron. ]
First being a chick and now this? This shit ain't funny, guys.
[ And he tries to turn the communicator off, but he's having trouble with the buttons. So just...watch him smash the thing for a bit. ]
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[OH GOD HES GOING TO JUST. BE SICK OVER HERE....]
[ He's so red in the face now, I CAN'T EVEN. ]
I just turned into a human. I have no idea what you are...
[Okay no seriously.]
...Maybe you're an elemental of somesort.
[ He pauses. ]
Elemental?
You said you're a rock man. Maybe you're an earth elemental. Have you ever seen one before?
A spirit of elemental energy...they originate on the Elemental Plane, but they can travel or be summoned to our worlds. The earth elementals are sort of big and...well, made of rocks...
[Does this sound familiar...]
Well, I'm pretty sure I ain't one of those. [ Only his nipples are made of rocks, dude. ]
But man, speakin' of rocks, I'm starving. --Wait, what?
[....what.]
What?
And I dunno, just thinking about rocks makes me hungry...
A weird statue that...eats rocks.
[HE WAS TOTALLY HELPING OK]
[ SURE YOU WERE MED'AN... ]