[ It was with intense difficulty that Kanji even managed to get his communicator on, given the size of his freakin' fingers. But the feed eventually goes and-- oh jesus! ]

The hell. Is going on here?

[ The girl thing was pretty bad too. If looking like a masculine Mariyln Monroe wasn't bad enough, then looking like a giant dude with rock hard nipples was a waking nightmare. He's huge, if anything. Huge, and brown. With his signature white (with a bit of black) hair. You might also recognize his nose ring and skull and cross bones tattoo.

Say hello to your new Goron. ]

First being a chick and now this? This shit ain't funny, guys.

[ And he tries to turn the communicator off, but he's having trouble with the buttons. So just...watch him smash the thing for a bit. ]